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Recently, I:

Cut one finger open on a lump of unpolished sea glass I was looking at for the aquarium. The only thing that saved me was not actually picking it up. That's how sharp it was. I started to turn it over and SLICE.

Ten minutes later, an albino oscar jumped out of its pond to bite my other hand.

Fun fact: they don't have teeth, but sharp cartilage stuff, so my hand looks like I scraped it with sandpaper.