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Augh there is honeydew all over my kokeshi dolls because the bug things are back. I've tossed out the poinsettia and have the orchids in time-out on the balcony, but how in the fresh hell am I supposed to clean sticky sugar-poop off painted wood?

Google has no idea what I'm even talking about and I can't figure out a way to word the question. I'm half-tempted to Ask a Clean Person because it's not as weird as some of the questions she's gotten.

GAH NATURE DOES NOT BELONG INSIDE MY HOUSE.