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[damselfish]

So my car needs $5,000 in repairs. I am told that this is too much money for a 10-year-old car, and I must get a new one. I love my car, so this is with great sadness. Even greater sadness when I start looking at cars and realize they are all ugly or simply tragically dull.

ME: Soooo I need a new car and the only good cars are convertibles, all others are unsatisfactory! But grandpa doesn't want me to have one.

CRYSI: He's probably afraid that you'll ride through the glen with the wind in your hair, firing arrows into the sunset.