I sent this to my grandmother on Monday:Dear Dr. [Redacted],
With your generous donation of one (1) canister filter, you have granted 13 underprivileged fish the opportunity to graduate to a cleaner aquarium system. No longer will they have to wonder when the rubber band holding the intake motor will break, sucking one of them into the impeller. No longer will they have to suffer the injustice of a rattling HOB and a blurbling overflow.
It was all thanks to you.
Sincerely,
The Charitable Association For a Less Ugly Aquarium In Sam's Living Room
I promptly forgot about it and sat back on my laurels to admire my handiwork. Then in the morning I got:
I am deeply gratified that my donation was put to such a wonderful use. The result (as pictured in your email) is beautiful and much appreciated.
Keep up the inspiring and dedicated work.
Sincerely,
[Redacted], M.D.
I have maybe had a case of the sillies all week, but fortunately grandma knows how to respond to that.
Anyway. I now have a canister filter on my aquarium, which is a Big Deal since it cost almost half of what the entire aquarium cost me.
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