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[damselfish]

So instead of studying for the bar, I played ME3 and finished it. My game has been sitting at the end-point for... I don't even wanna know how long, because I needed to get my EMS up. But since the extended cut came out I was all WHATEVER, I'M GONNA DO THIS THING. Then my computer broke, so I only did this thing today.

Well they lowered the EMS requirements a lot, because I got all three endings at 3,300.

And I picked Control. I know what Destroy and Synthesis do because fandom talks about them all the time, and I was sure I'd pick Destroy, right up until Starkid said "btw you will basically ascend to roboty godhood." Then he mumbled some stuff about making nice and bringing peace but I was still caught up on the apotheosis option because I had no idea that was even a possibility!

FANDOM. WHY HAS NO ONE DISCUSSED THIS.

WHY IS THERE NO FIC OF REAPER!SHEPARD.

COME ON, FANDOM.

So yeah, I ascended to godhood and in my head, Reaper!Shepard crashed into the bar and had drinks with Garrus and ain't none of you taking that away from me.

Also the Liara romance is sweet, but it's weird realizing Shep wears lacier bras than I ever would. And I'm endlessly fascinated by asari skin texture. Torn between "cool!" and "omg, didn't you guys ever invent sunscreen!?" It is so cool how they have crackled alligator skin!